SHIT SELLS. THIS ISN'T SHIT. WE CHECKED. TWICE. WITH GLOVES.A HUMAN READS EVERY SUBMISSION. THEY ARE TIRED. THE SUBMISSIONS ARE FINE.SPONSORED THINGS ARE LABELLED SPONSORED. IT IS A LOW BAR. WE CLEARED IT.BOOKMARKED: 400 PLACES. VISITED: 3. WE ARE NOT JUDGING. WE ARE COUNTING.NO DATA, NO BADGE. WE ARE VERY STRICT ABOUT THIS.PRICES ARE AS ACCURATE AS THE MERCHANT'S. CONFIRM BEFORE YOU PAY. WE'LL WAIT.NEW HOBBY: OPENING 43 TABS TO DECIDE ON ONE CABIN.THIS WEBSITE HAS ZERO FEELINGS AND ONE OPINION: LOOK AT THE CABIN AGAIN.BUY AND BOOK BUTTONS TAKE YOU TO THE MERCHANT'S SITE. WE JUST HOLD THE DOOR.BROWSING IS FREE. SAVING NEEDS AN ACCOUNT, BECAUSE WE HAVE TO REMEMBER YOU.THE ALGORITHM KNOWS WHAT YOU WANT. WE KNOW WHAT YOU'LL REGRET LESS.NO INVENTED SALES NUMBERS. THE SPREADSHEET IS SAD BUT TRUTHFUL.WE ARE NOT A MARKETPLACE. WE ARE A VERY OPINIONATED FRIEND WITH A LINK.TODAY'S MOOD: A GLASS CABIN. TOMORROW'S MOOD: ALSO A GLASS CABIN.

SCENE 03INT. THE SHELF — ITEMS UNDER REVIEW

Viral Products

Some are useful. Some are unnecessary. A few are both.

Gadgets, home things and oddities that earned real attention, at the price the merchant states. Weak ideas are turned away at the door.

8 finds

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Self-Watering Planter That Texts You

Magnetic Spice Jars That End Kitchen Chaos

Pocket Tripod That Fits on a Keyring

This Cable Organiser Just Went Viral

Sunset Projection Lamp

Air Purifier That Fits in Your Pocket

Noise Buds X

Portable Projector, Cinema Anywhere